A self-satirical train wreck that you can witness word by word...
And for those who doubt my son Armand Bovoso, indeed he is part Black. I'm Black and Italian. Armand is Black, italian, and Ukranian Jewish. Send me an email if you can't accept this.
And for those who doubt my son Armand Bovoso, indeed he is part Black. I'm Black and Italian. Armand is Black, italian, and Ukranian Jewish. Send me an email if you can't accept this.
What the fuck Jessica Alba?
Published Friday, January 06, 2006 by Alessandro Ashanti | E-mail this post
Who the hell is this guy that Jessica Alba has been seen in all her recent beach photos with? His head looks like some shaved monkey nuts.
I'm going to take a wild stab at it.
a) His last name is Warner and his father is one of the Bros.
b) His nick name in high school was "Long Dong" or "Moby Dick."
c) He's got the best coke in Northern Malibu.
I'm praying that it's "c".
lol @ shaved monkey nuts.