White Nipples
Published Thursday, September 08, 2005 by Alessandro Ashanti | E-mail this post
I have a friend named JB who is quite a unique guy. Talented in many aspects but particularly skilled with the ladies. When I was his age I was given the title of "Mr. Be-gettin'-laid-in-here", while working at a popular San Francisco night club. I have now bequeathed my crown to JB. The women come out of the woodwork for him. However, there is something questionable in JB's approach. Until very recently he had never been with a white girl. JB is white himself!! How did this happen? Some people have Jungle Fever, JB has Jungle Cancer. Terminal Cancer at that. I happened to be around right his first white girl experience and here was his single quote from the event.
"Dude, white nipples seriously grossed me out at first..."
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I responded with "Well you are the first man, white or black, to ever utter those words."
Fuck the Yams. JB deserves a blog all to his self.
i laughed at this. out loud. for seconds. i then came back, to assure that the humor was indeed as intense as i had initially percieved it to be. i found it to be so. oh thank you, sincerely, for this gem.
*to assure myself
i missed a word up there.