This was sent to me by my friend Michele. I got a big kick out of it. You can check out her blog at http://blogontheweb.com/michiewah/


> ...RING))))....RING))))....RING))))....,
>
>**Pick Up** "Hello?"
>
>"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
>"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"
>
>After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"
>
>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
>
>Brief Pause
>
>"Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
>the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
>Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>
>"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>
>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
>"I did it Daddy"
>
>"And what happened honey?" he asked
>
>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped ou! t of bed with no clothes on
>and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
> the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
>
>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
> and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
>guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it,
>he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>
>***Long Pause***
>
>***Longer Pause***
>
> Then Daddy says,
>
">Swimming pool??...Is this 555-7039??"