A self-satirical train wreck that you can witness word by word...
And for those who doubt my son Armand Bovoso, indeed he is part Black. I'm Black and Italian. Armand is Black, italian, and Ukranian Jewish. Send me an email if you can't accept this.
And for those who doubt my son Armand Bovoso, indeed he is part Black. I'm Black and Italian. Armand is Black, italian, and Ukranian Jewish. Send me an email if you can't accept this.
So in the latest of my interesting experiences online I get this doosy of an instant message the other day from and ex-coworker.
clava
hey
aledro
hi
clava
hi
am i alive?
aledro
????
clava
did i die?
aledro
literally?
clava
yes
huh?
help
aledro
what's up m?
you ok?
clava
im dying
aledro
where are you right now?
clava
im amsterdam
aledro
did you take something?
clava
yes
shrooms
am i dead?
aledro
you're alive
clava
ok
thank you
aledro
i'm alive and talking to you
no worries
you just got ahold of some strong amsterdam shrooms is all
clava
call 911q
please
aledro
i can't call them for amsterdam.
what are you worried about?
clava
that i'm dead
aledro
you're not dead, you are alive and chatting with me
clava
ok
aledro
how long have you been in amsterdam? are you alone right now?
clava
yes
alone
i need help
aledro
yes, is anyone you know there at all?
clava
yes
aledro
where are they?
clava
i dunno
im dying
now
aledro
why do you think you are dying?
where are you? hotel room?
clava
Oostelijke Handelskade 34
1019 BN Amsterdam
T. 020 561 3636
F. 020 561 3600
E. post@lloydhotel.com
im dying
aledro
can you call me?
you there?
i called the hotel. they are sending a doctor up
you still there?
I wound up talking to him later on.
aledro
hi
you there?
clava
i'm alive!
no more shrooms for me!
aledro
you feeling better now?
clava
yea
amen
aledro
good. did they come up to your room right away?
clava
they did
thanks
aledro
i would imagine they are used to this kind of thing
clava
i think so
aledro
no problem. at least a get a good blog out of this. i'll change your name to protect your innocence.
clava
ok
aledro
i'm glad you're better. no mushrooms while you're alone!
clava
i learned that
clava has logged off
Well, is it just me or was I owed a bit more thanks than that. I could at least have gotten a reach around.
clava
hey
aledro
hi
clava
hi
am i alive?
aledro
????
clava
did i die?
aledro
literally?
clava
yes
huh?
help
aledro
what's up m?
you ok?
clava
im dying
aledro
where are you right now?
clava
im amsterdam
aledro
did you take something?
clava
yes
shrooms
am i dead?
aledro
you're alive
clava
ok
thank you
aledro
i'm alive and talking to you
no worries
you just got ahold of some strong amsterdam shrooms is all
clava
call 911q
please
aledro
i can't call them for amsterdam.
what are you worried about?
clava
that i'm dead
aledro
you're not dead, you are alive and chatting with me
clava
ok
aledro
how long have you been in amsterdam? are you alone right now?
clava
yes
alone
i need help
aledro
yes, is anyone you know there at all?
clava
yes
aledro
where are they?
clava
i dunno
im dying
now
aledro
why do you think you are dying?
where are you? hotel room?
clava
Oostelijke Handelskade 34
1019 BN Amsterdam
T. 020 561 3636
F. 020 561 3600
E. post@lloydhotel.com
im dying
aledro
can you call me?
you there?
i called the hotel. they are sending a doctor up
you still there?
I wound up talking to him later on.
aledro
hi
you there?
clava
i'm alive!
no more shrooms for me!
aledro
you feeling better now?
clava
yea
amen
aledro
good. did they come up to your room right away?
clava
they did
thanks
aledro
i would imagine they are used to this kind of thing
clava
i think so
aledro
no problem. at least a get a good blog out of this. i'll change your name to protect your innocence.
clava
ok
aledro
i'm glad you're better. no mushrooms while you're alone!
clava
i learned that
clava has logged off
Well, is it just me or was I owed a bit more thanks than that. I could at least have gotten a reach around.
Oh my god, thats hilarious!
update this blog. i command you.