Top Ten Things About Sex (Trans Orientations)
Published Thursday, October 27, 2005 by Alessandro Ashanti | E-mail this post
10. You actually remember her name in the morning.
9. The UPS man decides to deliver you a "package."
8. Her husband doesn't get home until 8.
7. Your husband doesn't get home until 8.
6. You actually pull off a 68. (You do me and I owe you one.)
5. Rover can't speak.
4. The goldfish can't speak either.
3.Two words: midget wrestling
2. This one sort of doesn't count but in high school you convinced a substitute teach that your name was Ivan Cutchurcokoff.
1. She doesn't have it in the hips but she's got it in the lips.
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