Presently Damon has the MIWF since I really haven't seen her since 9th grade. I met Damon Brindisi in the 3rd grade in Ruth's class (I went to hippie public school P.S 3 in Greenwich Village in Manhattan. All teachers, even the priciple John, were on a first name basis. Interesting of note the school was right next to an erotic gay bookstore that had a notorius back room. Corner of Christopher and Hudson for those of you who know the city.) Damon's Mom, Beverly, was the first hot mom I had ever met. Now, I'm half Black/half Italian. At age 9 this wasn't lost on me. Blame it on the crazy genes. Over the years I would go to Damon's house hoping that Beverly, with her stylish short blonde hair cut, would be standing there in the kitchen with her Levi jeans and white t-shirt. Wow.

Now I just have to hope that Damon or Beverly don't have the habit of periodically Googling themselves. Sorry Damon, your mom was hot!