A self-satirical train wreck that you can witness word by word...
And for those who doubt my son Armand Bovoso, indeed he is part Black. I'm Black and Italian. Armand is Black, italian, and Ukranian Jewish. Send me an email if you can't accept this.
And for those who doubt my son Armand Bovoso, indeed he is part Black. I'm Black and Italian. Armand is Black, italian, and Ukranian Jewish. Send me an email if you can't accept this.
For the last 20 years of my life I've been involved in the martial arts. I originally wanted this post to be a theraputic rank about my original teacher but I figured I best let old dogs lay.
So let's have some fun instead.
That's right when things get rough let's go to the movies! My favorite niche genre of all time is martial arts movies. The best and most consistantly good of the niche are the movies made by the Shaw Brothers.
The very first Shaw Brother film I ever saw was the 5 Deadly Venoms.
This is a hands down classic. I won't bore you with plot points but if films like Kill Bill turn you on, this movie was part of their inspiration.
Still sick at home so I've been watching movies all day long. Well, movies and downloaded TV shows (who has time for the network schedules anyomore?). For movies I saw Man on Fire in which Denzel Washington does his best Denzel Washington impersonation since Training Day. I also saw Bad Santa which made me bust a lung (sloppy metaphor, I know) laughing and actually brought a tear to my eye at one point. Oh the things you'll admit on a blog...
For TV I watched Smallville and Lost. Both are on the same day and time so I just download them and save myself the headache. Smallville is arguably the best super hero TV show ever. Also the best retelling of the Superman myth since John Bryne's revamp in the 80s. Lost continues to wow me with every new episode though there was no porn factor this week. The softcore porn title this week actually goes to Smallville. Not sure I would have been able to handle that show as a teenage boy. Wow. Talk about the most attractive town on earth. Must have something to do with the Kryptonite meteor rocks.
Man, Fuck Tom Welling! Good looking mother fucker. Talk about hitting the gene lottery. And he gets to play Superboy. I know you weren't there Tom but just know that I know you had something to do with my divorce. Seriously, my wife couldn't watch an episode without having dreams about you. Thank god I was out of the house by this year's season premiere where your were naked for the first 10 minutes of the show. What chance do I have against this?:
Game over. He's Superman...
So let's have some fun instead.
That's right when things get rough let's go to the movies! My favorite niche genre of all time is martial arts movies. The best and most consistantly good of the niche are the movies made by the Shaw Brothers.
The very first Shaw Brother film I ever saw was the 5 Deadly Venoms.
This is a hands down classic. I won't bore you with plot points but if films like Kill Bill turn you on, this movie was part of their inspiration.
Still sick at home so I've been watching movies all day long. Well, movies and downloaded TV shows (who has time for the network schedules anyomore?). For movies I saw Man on Fire in which Denzel Washington does his best Denzel Washington impersonation since Training Day. I also saw Bad Santa which made me bust a lung (sloppy metaphor, I know) laughing and actually brought a tear to my eye at one point. Oh the things you'll admit on a blog...
For TV I watched Smallville and Lost. Both are on the same day and time so I just download them and save myself the headache. Smallville is arguably the best super hero TV show ever. Also the best retelling of the Superman myth since John Bryne's revamp in the 80s. Lost continues to wow me with every new episode though there was no porn factor this week. The softcore porn title this week actually goes to Smallville. Not sure I would have been able to handle that show as a teenage boy. Wow. Talk about the most attractive town on earth. Must have something to do with the Kryptonite meteor rocks.
Man, Fuck Tom Welling! Good looking mother fucker. Talk about hitting the gene lottery. And he gets to play Superboy. I know you weren't there Tom but just know that I know you had something to do with my divorce. Seriously, my wife couldn't watch an episode without having dreams about you. Thank god I was out of the house by this year's season premiere where your were naked for the first 10 minutes of the show. What chance do I have against this?:
Game over. He's Superman...
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